Bonus Bill (Originally aired 06/10/16)

Real Time with Bill Maher

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4.1 • 15.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2016

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 06/10/16) Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now it's time for real time 2.0.
0:02.0	Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't
0:13.0	hear.
0:30.0	Thank you very much.
0:37.0	Thank you very much.
0:42.0	Hot crowd bill.
0:45.0	What a week.
0:46.0	We have made history ladies and gentlemen made history.
0:49.0	That's right.
0:50.0	The first female presidential nominee of a major political party.
0:57.0	America is fully ready to enter the 19th century.
1:02.0	How about a hand for us?
1:04.0	Can ourselves on the back.
1:06.0	Trump said it's not fair.
1:08.0	If you think a Mexican judge hates me, imagine women.
1:17.0	Now I think it would have been great if Bernie Sanders was the nominee.
1:23.0	And then the president.
1:26.0	The one thing we'd ever president who would come on this show.
1:30.0	That would be great.
1:31.0	But Bernie fans, I want to try to help you a little bit.
1:34.0	Take you down.
1:35.0	Think of it this way.
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