Bonus Bill (Originally aired 06/03/16)
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 6 June 2016
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time for real time 2.0. |
| 0:02.0 | Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't |
| 0:13.0 | hear. |
| 0:30.0 | Thank you everybody. |
| 0:32.0 | Oh god damn it. |
| 0:34.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:35.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:36.0 | You're very kind. |
| 0:37.0 | Look at all the water. |
| 0:39.0 | Right, tell you the gloves are off in the presidential race. |
| 0:44.0 | Did you see this week? |
| 0:45.0 | Hillary and Trump are going at it. |
| 0:47.0 | He had to face two scandals this week. |
| 0:50.0 | And this was the first of them. |
| 0:51.0 | He had to explain the time. |
| 0:53.0 | Remember the time was about four months ago when he was dodging a debate because his nemesis |
| 0:58.0 | was hosting it. |
| 0:59.0 | So he said no, I have an event for the veterans. |
| 1:02.0 | And he falsely claimed that he raised $6 million which he didn't give that money to them until |
| 1:08.0 | Washington Post called him on it. |
| 1:10.0 | And the media spent last year, he said the problem is the media has spent the whole last year |
| 1:16.0 | being trivial lap dogs who don't do any real journalism. |
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