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Real Time with Bill Maher

Bonus Bill (Originally aired 05/13/16)

Real Time with Bill Maher

HBO Podcasts

News

4.115.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2016

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 05/13/16)- Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Now it's time for real time 2.0.

0:02.0

Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't

0:13.0

hear.

0:14.0

Thank you.

0:37.0

Exciting news Donald Trump has pulled even in the polls with Hillary Clinton already.

0:43.0

And the Reuters poll Hillary has 41% Trump has 40% and the margin of error they say is too

0:49.5

depressing to calculate.

0:53.0

What happened to the Never Trump movement?

0:56.0

A week ago they were all Never Trump another like no forever Trump.

1:00.0

I said forever Trump.

1:03.0

And all these Republican leaders who have done nothing but say the worst things about Donald

1:08.0

Trump, Bobby Jindel that he's an eagle many many act with no principles.

1:12.0

And he's on board.

1:13.0

On board and I'm on board.

1:15.0

Rick Perry says he's ignorant and betrays the principles of Christ.

1:19.0

Well I thought Rick Perry had hard enough time speaking out of one side of his mouth.

1:26.0

I think it's very ironic the only Republican who refuses to bend over and just take it Lindsey Graham.

1:36.0

Lindsey Graham.

1:37.0

The gay reput nevermind.

1:41.0

But Paul Ryan, the head Republican, the top dog, the speaker of the house, he said last week he kind of wanted

1:51.0

to endorse Donald Trump and he said I'm just I'm not there yet.

1:54.0

I just can't do it.

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