Bonus Bill (Originally aired 04/15/16)

Real Time with Bill Maher

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4.1 • 15.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2016

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 04/15/16) - Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now it's time for real time 2.0.
0:02.0	Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't
0:13.0	hear.
0:30.0	Thank you very much.
0:32.0	What a crowd.
0:33.0	Thank you.
0:35.0	Thank you.
0:36.0	Thank you.
0:37.0	Thank you.
0:38.0	Oh, Donald Trump.
0:41.0	He's such a scamp, isn't he?
0:46.0	He made up with Megan Kelly last night.
0:49.0	Did you see that?
0:50.0	She went over to Trump.
0:51.0	Yeah, she went over to Trump Tower and I guess they smoked the peace pipe.
0:56.0	And this is how upside down I think America is.
1:00.0	How come you have Donald Trump sitting there with Megan Kelly?
1:04.0	It seems to me that the knowledgeable, attractive smart person should be running for president.
1:10.0	And the race is blow hard but the plastic hair who knows nothing should have a show on fuck.
1:14.0	Yeah.
1:15.0	Yeah.
1:16.0	Now first it's all about New York.
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