Bonus Bill (Originally aired 04/08/16)
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2016
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time for real time 2.0. |
| 0:02.0 | Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't |
| 0:13.0 | hear. |
| 0:14.0 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:21.0 | Wow. |
| 0:22.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:23.0 | Thank you all. |
| 0:24.0 | Please. |
| 0:25.0 | Thank you so much. |
| 0:26.0 | Wow. |
| 0:28.0 | Thank you so much. |
| 0:29.0 | Wow. |
| 0:30.0 | What a crowd for a Thursday and a rainy Thursday. |
| 0:33.0 | I can't believe they're so good. |
| 0:36.0 | And Obama's in town which fucks up traffic and it's still here. |
| 0:40.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:41.0 | It's 40th visit. |
| 0:42.0 | He's in Los Angeles. |
| 0:43.0 | That's a lot of times to come to him. |
| 0:45.0 | Maybe he does too many TV shows. |
| 0:47.0 | You know I... |
| 0:48.0 | They asked the official reason why he came to the White House said pilot season. |
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