Bonus Bill (Originally aired 03/04/16)

Real Time with Bill Maher

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4.1 • 15.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2016

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 03/04/16) - Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now it's time for real time 2.0 your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't hear
0:18.0	Start the clock
0:19.0	Good afternoon
0:20.0	That's a no
0:21.0	Time for clean
0:23.0	Real time
0:24.0	Oh, you're amazing
0:27.0	Thank you very much
0:29.0	Oh, you can sit down. Thank you very much. Wow, look at that
0:34.0	Yeah, looks good for Donald Trump. We had super Tuesday. Did you want the election returns? Trump swept the South?
0:41.0	But then again, so did Crystal Math. So I
0:49.0	Hillary Clinton also swept the South. That's mostly because they thought she was Paula Dean, but
1:00.0	Trump Trump did very well. He won seven states Donald Trump won also
1:06.0	Besides this out one Vermont and Massachusetts they like him everywhere as he will be the first to tell you
1:12.0	He was very happy the next day. There was a little extra skip in his goose dip
1:17.0	He's
1:20.0	And I got to tell you people I was at the Oscar party Sunday night people just everyone coming up to me saying Bill
1:26.0	Could Trump really be president? Yes!
1:30.0	Get your head out of your ass. It could really happen the zombies are inside them all
1:39.0	What does it take?
1:42.0	The other thing people say to me all the time these days is hey a president Trump would be great for your show
1:50.0	Well the motherfucker did sue me a few years ago
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