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Real Time with Bill Maher

Bonus Bill – Ep. #503

Real Time with Bill Maher

HBO Podcasts

News

4.215.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2019

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.

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0:00.0

Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

0:07.0

Thank you.

0:10.0

Wow.

0:11.0

But we need a uniter and we wind up with Trump.

0:18.0

It's like needing a chef and getting Hannibal Lecter.

0:24.0

Anything they like him, he went to the hospital in Ohio and he said,

0:28.0

it's an amazing day.

0:30.0

The love, the respect for the presidency.

0:32.0

I wish you could have been there to see it.

0:34.0

Yes, people were like, ooh, I wish I could get shot every day.

0:40.0

Of course, right after it happened, they made him do a teleprompter address,

0:44.0

one of the sniffling monotone, adderol speeches.

0:50.0

He said, hatred warps the mind and devours the soul.

0:56.0

I know, I've seen your rallies.

0:58.0

He said, hate has no place in our country.

1:06.0

On Twitter, yes, of course, but not in the country.

1:10.0

And then he blamed mental illness, which of course is a big part of this.

1:13.0

But I mean, it's pretty ironic.

1:15.0

The president who obviously suffers from mental illness telling us that we have to address mental illness.

1:25.0

It's like when the Evangelical preacher lectures you on gay sex.

1:29.0

But the guy who shot up El Paso, he was a white nationalist.

1:35.0

He said in his manifesto that he wasn't mimicking Trump's words.

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