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Real Time with Bill Maher

Bonus Bill – Ep. #494

Real Time with Bill Maher

HBO Podcasts

News

4.215.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2019

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.

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0:00.0

Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maul.

0:07.0

Thank you very much.

0:16.0

Well, I'm glad you're keeping your chin up because this is another edition of America, the final days.

0:23.0

Another very disparaging week, I don't know if they've been following the whole thing with the Muller Report,

0:29.0

came out and the Attorney General William Barr, and okay, so William Barr, the Attorney General,

0:34.0

who's totally in Trump's pocket, he appeared before the Senate yesterday and he is, you know,

0:44.0

the Democrats saying acting as Trump's defense attorney, of course you go over to Fox News,

0:49.0

they say, oh no, he totally owned the Democrats, it's just more split-screen America.

0:53.0

You know, it's like that book, Democrats are from Mars, Republicans are from Russia.

1:02.0

Trump is loving his testimony. Trump was so pleased that what he was watching yesterday, his hair started purring.

1:10.0

I think there's a live up there.

1:13.0

Well, my favorite part of the whole thing yesterday was Lindsey Graham, another one of Trump's enablers.

1:18.0

He was trying to defend Trump and he read quotes from FBI agents to try to prove that these FBI agents were biased against Trump.

1:27.0

And he read the one where he, and this is in the congressional record, where he's quoting the FBI agent saying,

1:34.0

Trump's a fucking idiot. I think we have to take.

1:38.0

Trump is a fucking idiot.

1:43.0

And...

1:49.0

And Trump was like, thank you.

1:53.0

Lindsey Graham was like, yeah, and they also say you're acid ginormous and your kids are idiots.

2:00.0

And Trump's like, okay, I think you've made your point and they say you've got a small dick. Okay, we get it.

2:06.0

All the Democrats now have called on Bar to resign.

2:12.0

Kamala Harris, Schiff, Roosevelt Warren, Huleon Castro, Cory Booker, Pete Buttigieg, Joe Biden, all of them called on Bar to resign.

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