Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Well, I know why you're happy today because President Trump says we are not shutting down the

border, but he says from now on we are going to concentrate on the victims of human trafficking.

It's true. There's so many helpless women and children who are grabbed every day by ruthless

coyotes or worse Joe Biden. I tell you it's...

Yes, Joe Biden with the touching noses kissing the back of the head. It shatters my image

of exactly who he is. Luckily the media is all over this story and are entering the question.

Can a man who touches a woman on the shoulders for 2020 beat a man who grabs them by the pussy?

You have to know this.

One said she got a letter once from Joe Biden and it seemed like the stamp had been licked

too much. It's ridiculous ladies and gentlemen.

Nancy Pelosi came forward today with a solution. She said we should now in this day and age

all pretend we'll meet each other that you have a cold and I have a cold.

Another way, another little trick to keep your hands off somebody, pretend you're married

to them. The slogan that he was thinking of, Biden 2020, how does that grab you? Out.

That is not going anywhere. What a weak Trump at. He's in a Twitter war with Puerto Rico.

He says they only take from the USA. It's getting very heated. Today he demanded his paper

towels back. President Trump is legitimately losing it even more than he has. Some of

the things that happened this week, first of all, apparently he has forgotten where his

own father was born. He claimed his father was born in Germany. That is not true. Trump's

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