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Real Time with Bill Maher

Bonus Bill – Ep. #484

Real Time with Bill Maher

HBO Podcasts

News

4.115.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2019

⏱️ 3 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

0:07.0

Thank you very much.

0:14.0

How you doing?

0:16.0

Did you see the state of the union addressed by the president?

0:19.0

Oh my gosh, all the pageantry of the inauguration and all the drama of watching a seven-year-old

0:24.5

sound outwards.

0:25.5

That's what it was.

0:27.5

It was so boring I was waiting for a Maroon 5 to come on in halftime.

0:31.5

That's not...

0:34.5

It was...

0:37.5

It was a divisive speech about unity.

0:42.5

Trump said, we must reject the politics of revenge, but let me threaten the Democrats first.

0:49.5

Now, he said, we must reject the politics of revenge and embrace the boundless potential of cooperation, compromise,

0:56.5

and the common good.

0:58.0

Trump said that.

1:00.0

Stormy Daniels was like, you know, if I didn't know better, I'd say this guy had huge balls.

1:10.5

Now, Melania came separately, as usual.

1:16.5

I mean, Trump and Melania arrived to the event separately.

1:21.5

Well, you know how it is.

1:23.5

You're ready to go and they spend forever in the bathroom, going their makeup, fixing their hair.

1:28.5

Finally, Melania said, Donald, I'm just going.

1:31.5

I'll meet you there.

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