Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you very much.

How you doing?

Thank you.

Hope you're all safe in California, of course.

We have two giant fires that are only 50% contained and in Washington that's a president

who's only 10% contained.

But no, that's why we have our new attorney general, Matt Whitaker, to protect him.

This guy, it turns out, is worse than we even thought.

Turns out before he took this job last week, he worked at a shady patent company, a company

that promoted such things as Sasquatch Dolls, Sasquatch Dolls, Crypto currency for time travelers.

I'm not making that up.

And my favorite, a toilet with a deeper bowl for well-endowed men who don't want their dick to touch the water.

That's the attorney general of the United States.

Everyone Trump hires is either a crook or a con man or both.

JFK had Camelop. This guy has Oceans 11.

And now my pick for surge in general, the lady who's been injecting bathroom cock into women's butts.

Trump says the only reason the Democrats want is fraud.

He has this new theory. This is just so insane.

He says people were voting more than once, cheating by changing their clothes and then casting ballots in disguise.

He said this today. He said they would go to their car, put on a different hat, put on a different shirt, come back into the booth and vote again.

Isn't it great to get a lecture on disguises from a pasty fat bald guy who masquerades as a tanned man with full head of hair?

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