Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you very much.

Alrighty, so let's get right to the really big news.

Jeremy Daniels wrote a book about Trump's dick.

Really?

Everyone's talking about Trump's dick.

For once, they don't mean Rudy Giuliani.

But Stormy, yes, she's pretty scathing this.

She says, sex with Trump.

She said, may have been the least impressive sex I have ever had.

And you know, Trump, he never takes anything lying down.

He gave her a shot, but he said, I have disappointed far more hot of women than you.

Of course, we also know a lot about Brett Kavanaugh by now.

He went to an old boy Catholic prep school,

otherwise known as an asshole factory.

But the accuser, the woman's name is Professor Krish,

she's a professor, Christine Blasey Ford.

She has taken a lie detector test and passed it.

And she said there was a party.

He pinned her on the bed, tried to get her clothes off.

And when she started to scream, he covered her mouth so she couldn't be heard.

And the Republican said, why didn't we think of that?

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