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Real Time with Bill Maher

Bonus Bill – Ep. #451

Real Time with Bill Maher

HBO Podcasts

News

4.215.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2018

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.

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0:00.0

Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

0:07.0

Thank you very much.

0:10.0

All right, we seated.

0:14.0

Congregation, thank you.

0:15.0

So listen, Congress may not be doing anything, but companies stepping into the breach here

0:20.0

that's good to see.

0:21.0

That's where America is, our moral compass now is Walmart.

0:25.0

Yes, Walmart, I love this, Walmart put out a statement they said,

0:34.0

we also do not sell handguns except in Alaska where we feel we should continue to offer them to our customers.

0:41.0

No other explanation.

0:43.0

No, really, that's what they said.

0:45.0

What the fuck?

0:47.0

Congratulations, Alacta.

0:48.0

You just beat Alabama in a redneck contest.

0:53.0

Just Alastair, grandfathered in Trump, of course, just a man.

1:00.0

And he gave me a heart attack.

1:02.0

This man, he's been talking about guns non-stop since the shooting and he is now, as you saw,

1:08.0

was talking about arming teachers.

1:12.0

It would make the track team run faster.

1:14.0

That's, I'm not going to phone it in now.

1:19.0

And he said, you know, to make it more normalized in the school of the librarians gun

1:24.0

will have a silencer.

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