Bonus Bill – Ep. #450

Real Time with Bill Maher

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4.2 • 15.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2018

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.

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0:00.0	Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.
0:07.0	How you doing?
0:15.0	Thank you.
0:17.0	These are my people.
0:22.0	Wow, what a terrific reception here for you.
0:28.0	You're probably still on a sugar high from Valentine's Day.
0:33.0	Boy, this was the first Me Too Valentine's Day.
0:36.0	Did you notice that?
0:38.0	I saw a card that said, roses are red, violets are blue.
0:41.0	I've said too much already.
0:48.0	I got a Valentine's card from one of my ex-girlfriends.
0:53.0	It said, I want to hold you to your commitment to reject the patriarchy.
1:00.0	It's not much of a card.
1:02.0	Melania Trump sent one to Donald Trump.
1:05.0	It said, roses are red, violets are blue.
1:07.0	You are the rock in my shoe.
1:15.0	Trump, what an asshole.
1:17.0	I mean, after this school's shooting yesterday,
1:20.0	it goes right to the NRA talking points.
1:23.0	It's not even mention guns.
1:25.0	He said the Florida shooter, so many signs that he was mentally disturbed.
1:30.0	Coming from a man who says climate change is a Chinese plot,
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