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Real Time with Bill Maher

Bonus Bill – Ep. #448

Real Time with Bill Maher

HBO Podcasts

News

4.215.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2018

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.

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0:00.0

Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

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Music

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0:18.0

Wow, thanks for bearing that.

0:21.0

Trump, he's such a racist. Did you see the state of the union? He starts off my fellow Americans who are in black squares or women.

0:27.0

I mean, what sort of a way to start a...

0:30.0

Oh, he's a terrible racist. This is black history month.

0:34.0

Today...

0:36.0

I'm going to say he performed a ceremony in the Rose Garden where he pardoned a bucket of chicken.

0:43.0

I mean, it's just...

0:48.0

But I don't have to show the state of the union. He starts off, you know. The state of our union is strong.

0:54.0

Yeah, considering we're a neo-fascist banana republic now.

0:59.0

Did you watch the speech? I couldn't. I mean, I tried, but I read it the next day in the original Russian.

1:06.0

And he read it without going off script. Not once, because Mike Pence told him if he did, he could play with the iPad.

1:21.0

And of course, the next day Trump, they're boasting about the ratings to Haw use Devar,

1:27.0

which they were not. I mean, I was the highest ever. I've been watching this video.

1:35.0

Did you see the horrible train wreck in the news yesterday? Devin Nunes?

1:41.0

I don't know. You all from California, we have a congressman here in California, Devin Nunes.

1:47.0

The most ridiculous thing to come out of the state of California is since Scientology.

1:52.0

And you see, Devin Nunes, see, House Republicans are supposed to be investigating Russian meddling in our election.

2:02.0

They, they did not like what the FBI was finding out about Trump's and bomb with this, so they decided to attack the FBI.

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