Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you.

Okay, look at this. It's not the size of the crowd. It's the enthusiasm that they have.

And I appreciate that because America had another fucked up week.

Right? Puerto Rico, Las Vegas. You know it's bad when you only have to say the names of the places.

And we know what we're talking about. Fortunately, we have a president with an uncanny ability to say just the right thing at moments of tragedy.

Did you see what this moron? Oh, and by the way, moron, did you hear Rex Tillerson, his secretary of state, called him a moron?

About a handful of eggshells.

So Rex Tillerson calls his boss the president of Bucking Moron, not to his face. Trump hears about a Getsmad.

Makes Rex Tillerson hold a press conference to deny he called him a moron. Something a moron would do.

And Rex Tillerson gets out there, has a press conference, and basically says, I remain loyal to the fucking moron.

Or, I mean, you can't make this shit up. Anyway, finally the moron went to Puerto Rico this week.

Imagine having to deal with a historic category five disaster, and the hurricane was bad too.

And then he tells them, you thrown our budget out of whack. Yes, because that's how president handled disasters.

They tell people, remember Bush, after 9-11, he got on the rubble with the bullhorn. This is going to be pricey.

He talked to one survivor for a minute, and then at the end said, have a good time.

He talks to disaster survivors like he popped into a wedding at Mar-a-Lago.

Lovely the hurricane. Try the fudge cake. Have a good time.

And then the he-a-sthe resistance, he launches paper towels. There it is. Look at that.

Into the crowd. Like it's some sort of celebrity public appearance event.

One woman held up her hungry baby, and he signed it.

So, to recap, the message from president Salt in the Wound to the people of Puerto Rico is, this is costing us a lot of money.

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