Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maul.

Hey everybody, how you doing?

Thank you very much.

Oh, what a crowd.

What a crowd.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen, you sound awesome.

Okay, wow. What a day hops up on.

Thank you. I appreciate that very much.

Man, what a week. I mean so much deadly destruction.

The earthquake in Mexico, the hurricane in Puerto Rico, the healthcare bill in Congress.

This bill, this is the third tried.

Now this one is called Graham Cassidy after Lindsey Graham, the senator from South Carolina, who wrote this.

And Lindsey says that this bill is not going to take away healthcare from anybody.

It doesn't deny people from getting their preexisting conditions covered.

I think everybody looks at Lindsey and goes, Lindsey, are you being straight with us?

Because this is just a bad bill.

This is the worst thing Lindsey has ever pulled out of his ass and that's saying a lot.

Oh, no, I didn't.

But you know, we always find out the details of these terrible healthcare plans after.

So the Republicans this time are keeping this one quiet.

I don't want you to know that Republicans are like, mom, if you don't want to know, I smoke weed and whack off.

Stop going through my room.

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