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Real Time with Bill Maher

Bonus Bill – Ep. #433

Real Time with Bill Maher

HBO Podcasts

News

4.215.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2017

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.

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0:00.0

Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maw

0:21.8

Thank you very much please

0:23.8

Please ladies and gentlemen that's not sweet of you. Thank you very much

0:32.1

You're gonna need to go back to crouching under your seats

0:38.4

Because you know what's going on right you know our our dear leader and

0:44.4

North Korea's dear leader they're in a big pissing match. You heard this

0:48.7

Trump said North Korea this was his quote best not make anymore threats

0:52.8

So they will be met with fire and fury the likes of which the world has never seen

0:58.2

Thank you, Dr. Strangeface

1:06.2

He is serious about war today. He had a bunker comb his hair into the shape of a helmet

1:10.8

They

1:16.0

And you know people are comparing this to the Cuban Missile Crisis

1:19.4

It's not really like the Cuban Missile Crisis. Riftwell Kennedy was president then he was smart now

1:24.5

We have this none just the stupidest president ever. Maybe the stupidest person ever. I mean

1:29.8

This is this would be like the Cuban Missile Crisis after Kennedy got shot in the head that

1:34.7

Oh

1:39.5

Going into a plot

1:43.8

No, I mean, I mean, I you know we're the target here in Los Angeles

1:46.9

It's scary to think that they can deliver a nuclear missile to Los Angeles in a half an hour or it's free

1:54.6

And definitely not if they take the 405 that is

1:57.4

Yeah, I mean, and what happened of course with Trump in there and Kim Jong that the rhetoric is completely out of hand now Trump tweeted

2:10.4

Yesterday my first order when I got to be president was to renovate and modernize our nuclear arsenal

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