Now it's time for real time 2.0.

Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't

hear.

Laughing your ass off.

Well, there's a good reason to be happy if you're a liberal after a decade of Bill O'Reilly

asking every woman he ever met, Fox News sprang into action and fired him yesterday.

And look, I don't want to pile on poor Bill.

Come on, he's vulnerable and looking for a job and what kind of asshole would harass

someone in that position?

Bill Bill is taking this well. He announced his new book today, Killing Glory All Red.

Apparently the last draw over there, because you know, there's a lot of women who came forward,

is apparently we found out this week that there was a black woman there working at Fox News

who Bill used to call hot chocolate.

He called her hot chocolate and used to always grunt at her.

Just grunting and they said Bill, this is Fox News.

If you're going to say racist things and grunt, save it for on the air.

Yeah, grunting and harassing me.

They said this is not what we call Fox News appropriate.

This is what we call presidential.

Bill O'Reilly said this on our last show, cannot get late.

He has less game than any man in the history of the world.

He and Clarence Thomas should write a book called How To Not Pick Up Jets.

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