Bonus Bill – Ep. #418

Real Time with Bill Maher

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4.2 • 15.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2017

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.

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0:00.0	Now it's time for real time 2.0.
0:02.0	Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't
0:13.0	hear.
0:14.0	Thank you very much.
0:37.0	Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
0:39.0	What a crowd.
0:40.0	So big news today the budget came out from Donald Trump isn't that exciting as far as passing
0:45.5	it.
0:46.5	He does not have the votes but that didn't stop him in November.
0:54.0	If you want to see the budget it is available in hard copy PDF and also through your microwave.
0:59.0	I don't know if you know it.
1:01.0	Microwave.
1:02.0	You hear about that shit?
1:04.0	It says at the beginning Trump says this budget can free the dreams of every American because
1:11.0	it was not a dreamt of getting rid of the EPA.
1:15.0	The State Department budget cut by 28%.
1:19.0	High level foreign talks will now just be Rex Tullish in doing a fly by giving it the thing.
1:27.0	And in the budget has 2.6 billion dollars to start building the border wall with Mexico.
1:34.0	Oh wait wait that can't be right.
1:37.0	Somebody must have mixed up our budget with Mexico's budget because they pay for the wall right?
1:46.0	Yeah cuts to every social program but billions for the wall.
1:50.0	Where have I seen a budget like that before?
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