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Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. Wow, what a big crowd on a thing. Now this week

the president also came out against anti-Semitism, so that was nice. You know, with much

confidence, it's not really a question which side of the semitism issue they're on. We just

assume it's the anti, but you know, he's a different kind of president and there have

been bomb threats. A lot of them had synagogues lately and the president said, but he said,

this is a sad reminder that there is work that still must be done to root out prejudice

and hate and he's going to get to it as soon as he roots out the Mexicans. Oh, I don't

know who has it worse, the people getting pushed out of Trump's America, oh, those of us

who have to stay. Speaking of immigrants getting pushed out, we had this guy Milo, Milo

Yannopoulos on the show last week and boy did he get pushed out. He was on the show. Thank you

good people. Yeah, he was on the show Friday and of course, I guess that caused people to look

into his background and they found out that in the past he had talked about how it was okay for

adult men to have sex with 13 year old boys, which even for the alt right was a little too alt.

But yeah, I mean, we saw the tape. He gave kind of a full-throated,

full-throated endorsement of sexual relationships between, you know, boys are young teens and grown

men and so he lost his job at Breitbart, lost his book deal, lost his speaking gig at CPAC

this weekend. On the on the Bright Side, he has been named the Archbishop of Milwaukee.

Well, the president was having one of his white power rallies in Florida on Saturday and he went

off on Sweden. Did you see this? Remember when he almost started to war with Australia? Well,

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