I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different.

What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club?

Answer, a new podcast called Wisecrack, where a comedian finds himself at the center of a chilling true crime story.

Does anyone know what show they've come to see? It's a story. It's about the scariest night of my life.

This is Wisecrack, available now.

Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

What's funny, Jessica?

I'm not going to tell you until I read it out loud.

It'll be my first one I read, but that's a funny one.

I love it because we are back with a bonus episode.

And today, our theme is, what is it, Jess?

Best or worst, first date?

Best slash worst, first date. Best slash worst first date.

Lab-da-b-da-boo.

Okay, so we had our regular episode that we were recording and producer John, who is fantastic

at getting us the news in a timely manner,

headlines for days.

And I didn't realize that he attempted to save a tree by using one piece of paper.

So I don't want some of these headlines to go to waste.

Jessica, would you like to read these before we move on to the theme?

Wow, you guys are so lucky getting these in the bonus episode.

Okay, so everyday food snacks facing ban because of cancer-causing agents.

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