BONUS - Beltway Garage: Reboot feat. Branko Marcetic (3/15/20)

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🗓️ 15 March 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Defying quarantine Matt and Virgil go to back to work tuning up electoral politics. Can Bernie still win? Will we all die? Does Biden know how to open PDF? Our greased up pundits go under the hood to find the answers to those questions and more. Later they speak with Branko Marcetic, writer for Jacobin and In These Times and author of Yesterday's Man: The Case Against Joe Biden. Don't bother buying tickets for our NYC live show because it will be cancelled, unless you're just really into getting refunds. (Also the Roger Rabbit screening is cancelled, but you could have guessed that.)

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0:00.0	This is Virgil, Texas, senior medical correspondent of JAPO Trap House, coming to you from an
0:07.2	armedically sealed podcasting chamber.
0:10.4	There are six centimeters of plexiglass that separate me from any alien pathogens, multiplying
0:16.4	in society at large.
0:18.1	I have with me a gallon of soil in Evian water filter, Wi-Fi, and 1,600 rolls of toilet
0:25.0	paper, a three month supply that should last me the duration of the current pandemic.
0:29.8	The only portal between this isolation cell and the outside world is a quadruple locked
0:35.8	security door that can only be opened by a 19 character Alphanumeric code, no one only
0:42.6	to me and one other individual who was prescribed under the threat of contract law from reveal-
0:48.9	What the fuck, Matt?
0:49.9	What?
0:50.9	What are you doing in the podcast, the containment chamber?
0:52.9	I'm eating your fucking food, it's delicious.
0:55.1	How did you get in here?
0:56.1	Wow, the door is open, I just walked in.
0:58.7	What's a fire exit?
0:59.7	You're not supposed to open a fire exit?
1:01.6	Well, that was horrible.
1:02.8	It's a sign that says the alarm will sound.
1:04.9	And then went off and this is some delicious stuff.
1:07.1	We're supposed to heat the sign and not open it.
1:09.5	You know, Ron is actually pretty good ride.
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