Bonus: Baxter's Butt Bumps

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2015

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Live show: A Big Thanks to Time Crash (https://www.timecrashband.com), our opening act this week!

Upcoming Live Show Guests:2/15 Otherworld Theater, 2/22 Our Fair City

Check out The View From the Booth (http://www.theimprovisedstartrek.com/2015/02/the-view-from-booth.html)

We'll have a panel at ChiFi Con(http://chi-fi.org/), details TBD

Matt will be on this weeks Nerd Outcast Podcast talking Robotech(http://nerdoutcast.podbean.com/e/nerd-outcast-podcast-presents-robotech/)

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stay tuned for the news after this week's bonus episode, Baxter's butt bumps.
0:11.6	Uh, Dr. Sondelson?
0:12.9	Yes.
0:13.9	I'm sorry, but I just need you to look at this.
0:17.1	It's right in mind.
0:18.1	Oh, wow.
0:19.0	Okay.
0:19.6	Hold on.
0:20.4	You know, can we talk about the, just like walking into the sick bay and undressing thing that happens around here? That people are just... Well, you're a doctor. It's your job. Yeah, but I don't want... Here, touch this. No. It pulsates if you touch it. No, no, no, no. I'm not sure if it's supposed to pop or if I need surgery.
0:39.4	It's not supposed to exist.
0:42.1	Okay, well, then give me a diagnosis here.
0:44.4	Well, just, can you pull your pants up for a second?
0:46.3	I have feelings.
0:48.2	I just want, I want there to be like a protocol.
0:52.7	I don't want people just to come in and get undressed and tell me to touch their bumps.
0:57.6	I, you know.
0:58.9	Hello, Dr. Donaldson.
1:00.2	I'm here.
1:01.0	Hi.
1:01.3	Computer put on our Kelly's ignition remix.
1:04.3	Oh, yeah.
1:06.0	Here we go.
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