Hello and welcome to Dear Sari and Sam.

Or as I like to call it, Dear Sari and Sam, I like that title.

I have no notes and I feel confident enough in myself that I don't need to be first, you know?

That's fantastic news, because this is a podcast where two friends answer your questions, give you dubious advice, and bring you all the week's news from beloved media franchises, the Muppets, and Pokemon.

A little less intellectually rigorous than Deer Hank and John, huh?

Oh, it's extremely rigorous. We are, I feel like, the prime news sources, aside from the media

franchises themselves. Sam, do you know what day it is today? Well, today, it won't be this for the

listeners, so we're dating ourselves, but it's St. Patrick's Day today. Mary Irish. We're in a bar

right now, both of us, a very quiet bar.

We told everyone to shut up.

Tuna's guarding us like a guard dog.

He's walking around the perimeter of our recording session being like,

he's snarling.

His hackles are very raised.

Mm-hmm.

And so in the spirit of St. Patrick's Day, I have a riddle for you.

Do they do riddles under your Hank and John?

I don't know. It's a joke, I guess. I didn't know what to call it because I guess it's kind of a joke.

Okay, okay. Let's hear it.

It's a little bit rude like St. Patrick's Day humor tends to be. Okay.

Perfect. So Sam, what do you use on St. Patrick's Day when you don't want to get

pregnant? Earth control, condom. I don't know what. Well, you were close. A leprechaun reception or a leprecondum.

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