Hello, and welcome to NipTurk, not giving a fuck because of bonus, baby.

This is the podcast where we celebrate being positive, aspirational with him, and this

is all about being on a polygetically yourself, which is why poppies here with us still,

we wanted to keep here because I just feel like you're all going to adora, I know you're

just going to pause that for her, so she's staying with us, and she's told us some secrets

and shit, so we're going to keep her on.

I'm NipTurk, we want you to get your voice heard. You can email us at hello at niptukpark.com.

You could also send you x and dilemmas via WhatsApp, so that means voice notes too,

which will play out in future episodes. We can warp your voice, which I hate doing,

so it sounds weird, but we can. Don't worry, if you want to remain anonymous, we're always

going to keep it that way. Just head over to this episode's description if you want more info

on how to get in touch with us. We really want to know what's getting on your tits,

what's giving you the egg, any other bits, questions, no darling, questions, embarrassing stories,

basically, but we don't give a fuck. We don't give a fuck. Right, sorry.

Oh, sorry, when you've got a snitch, not you got a quick. Are they going to need to say something?

I was ill last week, and I posted that. I was ill, and everyone was like, you're so jim,

never ill. I had a water infection. I was so ill. It was a water infection, it doesn't count.

It had nothing to do with washing hands. I was so ill, I had to wean myself in the car.

Did you buy any of those tablets? Did I fuck? Just rolled it out like a jeep. I pissed myself

away. I had to get a towel. I was at work, doing my lip blush, and I was like, it got worse

and worse, and I said, so I'm going to have to leave now. My other infection is probably the worst.

I ran and got a towel out of one of Daniel's facial room. I ran and got a facial towel,

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