BONUS: "An absolute waste of £80."
Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Global
4.7 • 574 Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
The bonus episode the world has been waiting for. Joel and Hannah test out the previously-thought-not-to-have-been-invented-but-has-in-fact-been-invented, automated toothbrush! Wait, the title of this episode looks like a spoiler? Why would you think that?
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| 0:00.0 | It's Jordan. It's Chris. And that's Sean Welby. |
| 0:02.7 | From Capital Breakfast after the show show. Our podcast gives you a peek behind the curtain of what really goes on at Capital Breakfast. Yeah, it's what we talk about during the songs, gossip from the A-Lister's. Also, everything we're not allowed to say on the radio without getting cancelled. This week, we're sponsored by eBay, where it's free and easy to sell your pre-love fashion, homeware and electronics. |
| 0:22.3 | Just download the app and start listing today. |
| 0:24.5 | You can listen on Global Player. |
| 0:26.5 | If I had to picture a moment of calmfulness, it would have to be at the beach. |
| 0:31.6 | On the edge of the sand, with the waves at my toes. |
| 0:35.5 | What's yours? |
| 0:36.7 | Calm's herbal remedies. |
| 0:38.8 | Calm's day is a traditional herbal medicine used for stress, exclusively based on traditional |
| 0:43.2 | use only, contains Valerian root. |
| 0:45.4 | Always read the label. |
| 0:48.6 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:56.9 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Benoose episode of Never Have I Ever. |
| 1:04.8 | Should we cut straight to the chase, Hannah? |
| 1:06.7 | Yes, I can. |
| 1:07.9 | What are you looking at? |
| 1:08.0 | What are you looking at? |
| 1:08.7 | I'm looking at something on my phone because this came up and I thought you might like it. |
| 1:16.0 | I mean, this obviously gives away a little bit what the delivery is, but on Instagram told me that Japan has created a human washing machine, which cleans and dries you in 15 minutes. |
| 1:32.1 | I have a picture of it. |
| 1:33.4 | Oh my God. |
| 1:34.4 | I like this. |
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