BONUS: A VERY PARKDALE CHRISTMAS

Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

Emily Kellogg & Alex Nursall

Society & Culture, Comedy, Fiction, Drama

4.6 • 900 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

A semi-canonical standalone episode where everyone's just having a good time. Things are good. They're great! There's a cute dog! Everyone's eating a lot of bread! Christmas is here and it's just nice and nothing will ever go wrong ever again. Featuring the voices of Alex Nursall, Emily Kellogg, Ian Boddy, Taylor Davis, Jocelyn Dotta, and Set Shuter. Featuring music by Kristian Noel Pedersen ("Christmas Morning" from Songs About Christmas (AKKCXIII), which you can find at https://akristiankindachristmas.bandcamp.com) CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, alcohol, medical horror Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Directed and produced by Alex Nursall Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt and Kofi at ko-fi.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen.
0:01.9	What are you doing?
0:03.3	What do you mean?
0:04.4	Just keep it simple.
0:05.6	I'm making the promo.
0:06.9	Just keep it simple.
0:07.9	Just say, hey, we're the brav bros.
0:09.4	Two guys that talk about Bravo.
0:11.0	Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we're the brav bro.
0:15.0	No.
0:15.6	Oh.
0:16.2	Dude, stop with the voice.
0:18.1	Just keep it simple.
0:19.3	I've seen promos on TV, dude. This is how you get the fans engaged.
0:22.6	This is how you get listeners.
0:23.6	We're trying to get listeners here.
0:25.0	If we just say, oh, we're two dudes to talk about Bravo.
0:27.1	People are going to get tired of it already.
0:28.5	We need some oomph.
0:29.9	All right, then fine.
0:30.8	Let's try to do it with your voice.
0:33.3	Broav Bros. Good job. Hi, I'm Jennifer, a founder of the Go Kid Go Network.
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