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Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

BONUS: A Packet of Ham & Making Magic Baby

Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9674 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2023

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

It's the b-b-b-bonus episode of Restless Natives. This week: A Sean Connery story, anger at a packet of ham, Tinder bios & arse injuries. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

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0:00.0

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0:04.0

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0:11.0

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0:18.0

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0:23.5

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0:26.7

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0:29.0

Atoll protected.

0:32.1

This is a Global Player Original podcast.

0:47.5

Thank you. Global Player Original podcast. Welcome back to Restless Natives, the bonus episode.

0:50.2

As always, you're joined by your friendly Greenick Chum, Martin Comston, and Perthshire's most disappointing TV presenter of all time, Mr Chris Smart.

0:59.5

I'm going to change my name by.

1:00.6

You do have some fabulous eyebrows now, darling.

1:02.9

Look at those little rascals, my friend.

1:06.0

You know what, Kate, I put my trust in Kate's hands when I said to her,

1:09.4

would you just apply this magical

1:10.9

lacquer to my face? And she could really have stitched me up, couldn't she? I mean, that's trust.

1:17.0

What did she say other than go straight to sign up for E-Harmony when you asked her to dye your eyebrows?

1:23.4

What's E-Harmony, Martin?

1:25.7

I don't know.

1:31.7

I think it's a date site for people of a certain vintage.

1:34.9

You know, we've got a load of messages, right?

1:39.4

Because the Martin Compton fan club had posted a picture of us to say the bonus episode was out.

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