This is a Global Player Original podcast.

This is a global player original podcast.

My name is Chris, aka the civilian. Good morning Shaggers, good morning Shaggers, good evening Shaggers. Whatever time of day you're shagging, this is the podcast for you.

My name is Chris, aka the Civilian, the one-time host of a live show at the Edinburgh Festival,

no longer a virgin of the stage.

This is Gordon Smart and the wonderful superstar of the Edinburgh Festival in the fringe.

The man who you'll know is a sexy pirate, three costume

changes and one encore is Mr Martin Cupson.

How are you feeling, mate?

You recovered?

No.

No.

I've never felt like this before.

I thought I was kind of turning a wee corner and then today is the first day

I've been at home not doing anything

I'm knackard man my voice has come back though which is good

because Monday and Tuesday were a bit of a pickle

but the last time I saw you

I've recorded a video this I'll send it to you

for approval obviously you were skipping off

in the rain and you got in

examples tour bus and that's the last I heard from you.

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