Bonus #99 - Live Call Show Vol. 17 w/ Robert Kelly [PATREON PREVIEW]

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2024

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Robert Kelly returns to the podcast to talk about what playing Stav and Ethan Suplee’s dad in LET’S START A CULT and impart his paternal wisdom directly to callers in Live Call Show Vol. 17!! Bobby and Stav help callers including a guy whose girlfriend gets hit on constantly, a guy whose sister-in-law is convinced that he’s gay, and a man who describes the fallout of a traumatic high school experience that made national headlines.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh, what's up guys. Sorry buddy. What's up, you're on with me and Robert Kelly? What's plaguing you, my friend?
0:06.3	Alpha, before you get into your trauma, the name, is this a God-given name, or is this some nickname that you gave yourself so you can look cool in front of the weird chicks
0:18.9	It was my call-of-duty name. There you go
0:23.0	Respect mind you stink too.
0:25.0	So when you kill me, it says you killed you stink too.
0:29.0	And you know that you suck too, Alfa.
0:32.0	A very defensive name, Bob. It really is. You suck too, Alfa.
0:32.6	A very defensive name, Bob.
0:34.0	It really is.
0:35.0	That resigns you to failure.
0:37.0	It's a name planned around failure.
0:39.5	It does.
0:40.6	What's going on, Alfa? So I wanted some advice on how to respond to guys always hitting on my girlfriend.
0:48.0	Oh, interesting.
0:49.0	Here, that's what you got to do, ready?
0:50.0	Let him give us a little context.
0:54.0	You're talking to a guy who definitely would have tried to fuck your girlfriend.
0:58.0	Yes.
0:59.0	In his prime without question.
1:01.0	I'll do it now.
1:02.0	That way you know her barometer.
1:03.0	She'll fuck anybody.
	...

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