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Stavvy's World

Bonus #90 - Kush Brothers Vol. 13 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.51.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

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Kush Brothers is back in full swing!! Mike Cannon and JP McDade help make sense of some of the biggest news stories going on, including a man who was tried for flipping off a state trooper, a South Korean labor robot who wanted to end it all, and a bunch of other really well-researched current events. Mike, JP and Stav help callers including a lesbian who is suddenly interested in men, and a woman who suspects her boyfriend is a feeder.

Watch Mike Cannon's new special TRAUMATIZED ANIMAL coming out September 15th on Chris Distefano's Youtube page!!

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Watch JP McDade's special IN BROOKLYN out now on Stavvy's Youtube page: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9TOXFM3t1M

Follow JP McDade on social media:

https://www.youtube.com/@jpmcdadecomedy
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Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Transcript

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0:00.0

So basically I think my boyfriend is a feeder.

0:05.0

So to give some background.

0:08.0

As a kid and in my teens I always had an issue with my my weight but then I lost like 60 pounds in

0:17.1

college and then I managed to keep it off basically for all of my 20s. Then when I met my current boyfriend when I was like 31, 32,

0:30.0

he just likes to be me and even when I'm like hey I'm really like struggling with my

0:35.8

weight and trying to lose weight he'll still buy me like a family-sized bag of

0:39.8

Doritos or like a giant thing of M&M's or like pizza and Chinese and just like constantly and then when I try to cook he always like makes some reason why like it was too spicy or like whatever even if I haven't used anything but like

0:54.2

salt and pepper like there's always something wrong with it and then we need to like

0:57.8

order you know we need to order food from like Uber eats or whatever and so since I've been

1:03.7

dating him I gained like 50 pounds and no matter how much I'm like hey like I

1:09.7

really you know I'm trying to do better and I just don't recognize myself anymore.

1:14.0

Like, you know, he does the whole like, you know, yeah, you're beautiful and like, you know,

1:17.0

he's loose weight, I love your curves, but it's just like, I was, I had my weight under control for my whole adult life until I met you and I'm like the fattest I've ever been.

1:27.0

So I guess my question is just like how do I have this conversation and like make it stick or do I just need to like break up with him so that I can lose weight and get my life back on track.

1:39.0

I also love that she's in the closet hiding he's got a fucking pan of

1:44.7

mozzarella sticks honey it's mott's time

1:49.6

she's like I got he's just he's killing me. I got milkshakes where are you sweetie?

2:01.0

The lasagna is getting cold.

2:03.0

Slices of Priseudo slide under the door.

2:07.0

There's my little honey pig.

2:11.0

Yeah, I mean, this is really tough and I'm putting myself in in the caller's

2:18.4

shoes here, our friend's shoes here. It would, it takes so little for me to get off, when I'm on good, it takes such little breaks where if the person I loved the most,

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