Bonus #82 - Sam Evans and Shane Torres [PATREON PREVIEW]

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Advice, Humor, Improv, Stand-up, Relationship

4.5 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Sam Evans and Shane Torres join the pod to discuss cucking the jacked, Bill Clinton, being the sidepiece to women whose lives aren't going well, dating older women, the frailty of Mick Jagger, and much more. Sam, Shane, and Stav help callers including a cheap stepdad who doesn't wanna pay for his stepdaughter's birthday, and a guy with a really annoying coworker. Check out Sam Evans's album SWEET BABY BOY: https://tr.ee/RQa5G-Et8r Follow Sam Evans on social media: https://www.youtube.com/@reallysamevans https://www.instagram.com/reallysamevans https://www.tiktok.com/@reallysamevans https://twitter.com/ReallySamEvans Watch Shane Torres's special THE BLUE EYED MEXICAN out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhNGXFmwA9U Follow Shane Torres on social media: https://www.shaneisacomedian.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shanetorres/ https://twitter.com/shanetorres https://www.facebook.com/shanetorresofficial/ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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0:00.0	I have my five-year-old son who's turning six here in May and my stepdaughter
0:09.3	birthdays in May too and my wife wants them to share a birthday. I'm not really trying to pay for that shit.
0:17.6	I mean I don't mind my own kid but I've only been with the chick for eight months and it's just like if she set it up you know what I mean
0:28.2	But um how do you think I could tell her no?
0:33.0	Oh man.
0:35.0	Oh man.
0:37.0	Sounds like you made a grave error.
0:40.0	I know, I'm sorry.
0:42.0	Do any women call into this pocket.
0:44.0	This is horrible.
0:45.0	Jesus.
0:46.0	We get our fair share of a couple dumb bitches too, don't worry.
0:50.0	It's not just male dumb bitches, but okay. I'm a little confused because stepdaughter
0:57.8	That means you're married to this woman.
1:00.4	Right? Yeah, yeah. He called her his wife.
1:03.2	Yeah.
1:04.0	Okay.
1:05.0	But he said they've only been, he said, I've been with the chick for eight months.
1:08.3	Okay, well, that's over.
1:09.8	Yeah, that's huge.
1:11.2	That's crazy. That's, you cannot go to that anymore. You're married. You're like, well, I don't love this child.
1:19.0	I mean, dude, you're, you can't not do this
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