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🗓️ 27 May 2024
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Our first run of the Baltimore Chronicles concludes with Jason Weems, who joins the pod to discuss his wild first day of high school in Baltimore, getting terminated from his teaching job after shooting a viral video on school premises, his karate-loving brother, Eldis embezzling company funds, and much more. Jason and Stav help callers including a man who has discovered a newfound virility that his wife can't keep up with after he lost weight, and a woman in her 30s who's wondering if it's weird that she loves to party and has no plans for kids or marriage.
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0:00.0 | I got kind of a good problem to have I guess so I recently lost a bunch of weight. |
0:05.0 | Nice. I have a way like this since I was I don't know it's been seven or eight years and |
0:10.0 | my problem is that losing all this weight has restored the blood flow to my dick |
0:17.0 | to the point where I am horny just all the time now. Like dawn till dusk, I can't stop thinking about it I'm married my wife is |
0:26.1 | awesome she's super good looking but we have young kids and she's exhausted all |
0:32.3 | the time and she's exhausted all the time and she's been kind of a trooper about accommodating you know |
0:37.2 | Not a trooper a true trooper she's doing her duty |
0:42.3 | She's doing three tours of your dick. |
0:45.0 | Yeah. Exactly. |
0:47.0 | Let's finish him up. |
0:52.0 | You found resurgence where I'm just constantly coming after 24-7. |
0:59.8 | You know, I mean, I'm like doing it. |
1:01.8 | First thing in the morning, evening. |
1:05.0 | But I also am on the road a lot for work, |
1:08.0 | and I spend the entire time in the car, just fantasizing. |
1:12.0 | I don't want to do. I feel like I'm about to explode |
1:14.5 | basically at any given time and I don't want to ask her from work because she's already |
1:17.9 | totally exhausted. Oh awesome. I don't be out here brother. What do I do? |
1:22.1 | Don't say get fat again. |
1:24.0 | I was going to say that, fuck you. |
1:27.0 | Right. |
1:28.0 | I do love that the implication in his question is, |
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