Bonus #75 - Justin Schlegel [PATREON PREVIEW]

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2024

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

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Justin Schlegel joins the pod for the second installment of the Baltimore chronicles, and discusses his brush with ED pills, discerning between his stepkids and his biological kids, the odd town of Waldorf, MD, losing his V-card after a science fair, not making the cut for Guy Code, the worst name change ever, and much more. Justin and Stav help callers including a man who’s grown obsessed with his adult toy, and a guy whose girlfriend’s family clowned him after seeing his junk.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm from Baltimore, and I feel like we are brethren.
0:05.0	So I know you can help me with my situation.
0:07.8	Or just give me some advice from my situation.
0:10.8	So I've been with my girlfriend for about six months.
0:14.4	You know, you come from crazy different worlds.
0:19.0	I'm from Hamden, Baltimore.
0:20.6	She's from Highland Town.
0:22.4	Pause. Cajas Highland Town. Pause this.
0:24.4	Anyway, hold on.
0:26.4	This is fucking crazy.
0:27.8	I'm from Hamden.
0:29.8	She's from Highland Town. You're from two, okay, you're from the white trash
0:35.3	neighborhood that got gentrified by accident and she's from the white trash
0:38.8	neighborhood that Latino families are moving into. Yeah.
0:42.7	There's no huge culture shock.
0:45.2	You're 15 minutes away from each other.
0:47.4	That's insane.
0:48.4	You're a quick lime scooter ride to each other.
0:51.5	You're a brisk get your steps in distance. Like another one of you are going to the
0:56.4	Montessori school. Like each one of you smoked your first cigarette with a blood relative.
1:01.5	Absolutely.
1:02.5	So yeah, yeah, let's ease up this whole wrong side of the tracks.
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