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Stavvy's World

Bonus #71 - Gavin Matts [PATREON PREVIEW]

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.51.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2024

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

Gavin Matts joins the pod to discuss his special 'Progression,' harvesting salmon eggs, Sam Bankman-Fried, twisted nuts, Ms. Krabappel, and much more. Gavin and Stav help callers including a guy who went too far with an off-color joke in a group chat, and a man whose Japanese wife is fine with him cheating.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey Sabi I just called in and I want to redo that because I didn't give enough context.

0:05.0

So first off 38 years old after three year old boy and I'm married to a Japanese woman

0:11.2

been together for about five, six years now.

0:14.0

That sounds like what I'd like to have.

0:16.0

We don't have sex.

0:18.0

Yeah, you don't have sex.

0:20.0

It's been about six months and the last he had sex and for most people that would be a dealbreaker

0:26.0

But I don't know if you know anything about Japanese culture

0:30.4

She doesn't care if I fucking women like as long as I show up for the marriage

0:35.8

provided family she's not going to divorce me and that's my question to you.

0:49.0

Eldus, book a first class ticket to Tokyo.

0:55.0

Helus get dealt. Hell just get delta on the horn. When is the next JFK to Tokyo?

1:00.0

Anyway, all right, sorry, let's keep going here.

1:05.0

I know, in the Western sense, you want to have a woman that will put out for you that

1:11.9

your one know me. the Western sense relax how

1:16.1

would you feel if you're in my situation like that and for some context I that's the reason I broke up with my ex you know I wanted

1:29.8

to women and now I have that. I'm sorry.

1:34.0

For some context, my last relationship didn't work because I wanted more pussy.

1:40.0

The fucking academic language and being like,

1:43.6

now I know in the Western sense, like relax.

1:46.2

I don't like judging anybody off like the tone of their voice,

1:49.1

but I am like, I don't think you should be around any women.

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