BONUS 63: Botox & Naked Dancing
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Peter Cowley
4.7 • 3.9K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2021
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Have you ever tried fillers, botox, or fake tan? In this episode, we learn about Jamie’s beauty mishaps and Francis questions Jamie’s drunk decisions. Happy Tuesday-feeling Wednesday!
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| 0:00.0 | So, like, you know, obviously being self-isolating, all you lovely listeners have |
| 0:08.1 | processed it. Yeah, obviously for 10 days. I got a sense of presence in the |
| 0:11.6 | post, which is quite exciting. When you're self-isolating. Some self-tan. No, no, I'm not. |
| 0:15.8 | This is real tab. I have a little garden outside. Is it? Yes. So you've been tabbed. I thought you |
| 0:20.0 | don't tan. Yeah, I do tan. I'm like, you have to use fake tan because you're... I have |
| 0:24.8 | otherwise was white as an arse. What? What does that say? Because white as an arse. White like an arse. |
| 0:33.0 | I don't think that... No, it's more like... You're like arses are a whiter than other parts of |
| 0:39.2 | your body, aren't they? The weird thing is this. Yours must be like transparent. The weird thing is |
| 0:43.6 | this. Don't hear something weird. Yeah, go on. Is that... My penis is darker than other parts of my |
| 0:49.6 | body. Really? Yeah, it's like tan. I don't know why. Really? Yeah. Is that because you've got |
| 0:56.9 | still got the fake tan on your hands? No, it's not. It's like when people rob a bank, they have that |
| 1:12.9 | trick of you, the paint. Show where the hands are being. No, it's not what it just is. It just |
| 1:24.5 | is. I don't know why. I just always noticed that. Always noticed that. Or say, can I say another |
| 1:30.4 | thing? Before I tell you what presence I got and say hello to everyone, I was in... Why do you |
| 1:35.5 | have presence? I don't know if people sent them to me. Anyway, I sort of... How do they get your |
| 1:40.5 | address? I gave them to them. They're not really... They sort of sent them to me. I knew they were |
| 1:44.5 | coming. They weren't really presence. Anyway. I'd like walk around naked in the flat, right? So I walk |
| 1:49.8 | around quite naked in the flat quite a lot of times. Then I had a really upsetting moment where I was |
| 1:54.3 | naked in the mirror, looking in myself in the mirror, and I turned round. I've got like a dimply butt. |
| 2:01.4 | What, like, you've got a salulite? Yeah, on my butt. Really? Yeah. Do you know how to |
| 2:06.8 | ask from all the... What are the injections that you've done with it? I don't have any injections. |
| 2:13.2 | They didn't put button. They didn't put button plants. I thought you got one of those Kim Kardashian. |
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