So I've kind of been with my girlfriend for four years, and I've only been with her.

And out of nowhere last week, I get a call that she tested positive for her fees.

And I've only been with her. And she's trying to tell me that she's only been with me.

Oh no. And I just also tested positive right now. Oh no.

I'm not sure exactly what to do. Or if I believe that she's telling me that she's only been with,

you know, just me for these last four years. Come on.

But yeah, that's kind of the predicament I'm in right now. And it kind of sucks.

Not really sure where to go. He sounds real sad.

Yeah. No, this guy's fucked. It's kind of need help with that.

It's poor guy. This is like the nightmare scenario.

Like this is like when you meet, because it's funny, he's like, I don't know if you've met somebody

with herpes or whatever, but it's like half the time it is some like they got cheated on or

somebody did something fucked up to them. And it's like you go from being like, uh, you dirty

mother fucker to being like to have your victim. But then also, then you even step back and think

about it. And you're like, it's just so fucked up to be judgmental about people with herpes,

because it's like, how many times could we all have gotten herpes? Right. A lot of times.

We've all it's kind of like judging somebody for a DUI. It's like, well, we've all been eligible

for a DUI before. We just kind of got like didn't drive through any school zones luckily. No

fucking no holler. No, you just weren't drunk while kids were trick or treating and you got

away with it. But and I'm guessing also the with the with the sadness in his voice. It's like

the visible kind of herpes, not like. Yeah, I don't know. I think it could be. I mean, I don't

know. He hasn't said he got an outbreak or anything, but yeah, either way. Yeah, buddy,

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