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Stavvy's World

Bonus #41 - George Halkias [PATREON PREVIEW]

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.51.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

George Halkias aka Josh Godly aka God’s earthly dagger aka Stav’s brother joins the pod to discuss getting a good nut at his Baltimore art show, discovering a mysterious message from God on his arm, having your friends’ backs while they’re actively beefing, and much more. George and Stav help callers including a guy wondering about texting etiquette with girls off dating apps, and a woman who wants to know how to attract higher caliber men.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Yeah, and I do go to therapy and I told, you know, my therapist that I'm feeling

0:06.6

just jaded by life. And I said, you know, what can I do?

0:10.9

It's just kind of feel better and she said, put it in a song, put everything you feel in a song.

0:16.1

And it's like, you know, maybe like a 10 to 20 second thing.

0:19.3

Okay. Do you want to do you have it for us?

0:21.5

But, um, yeah, so I would like to say this. She said, she said,

0:26.5

she said, say it out loud. Okay. You know, perform it. And after that, it maybe it'll wash

0:33.6

away. It's gone. Yes. So you chose Stavis world for the

0:36.9

play. I did. And it's like 10 to 20 seconds. So take your time. No, this is great.

0:40.7

Do you need anything from us? Any music? Absolutely not. Nothing. Okay. So I thought of all

0:45.4

the lyrics are original. The melodies are original. Okay. Great. So here we go, guys. You ready? Yep.

0:50.9

Okay. There's a place in time and space called Planet Earth. What a joke.

0:59.2

The government don't tell a shit. And that's some bullshit. If you ask me,

1:07.2

we all live in a capitalist machine. They cross our tiny dream and pump us full of cream.

1:16.0

How does this come on? So yeah, dude, Jesus. I'm sorry. George was laughing. But did you guys hear it,

1:29.7

though, at least? I missed it because I was just laughing. Could you do it one more time? Absolutely,

1:34.3

man. So like I said, and I'll just please. That's my bad. That's my bad. All right. Here we go.

1:42.6

There's a place in time and space called Planet Earth. What a joke.

1:50.4

The government don't tell us shit. Well, and that's some bullshit. If you ask me,

1:58.9

we all live in a capitalist machine. They cross your tiny dreams and pump us full of cream.

2:06.8

We all live in a capitalist machine. They cross your tiny dreams and pump us full of cream.

2:16.2

And it does feel better. I do. I really do, man. I do feel a lot better. So that was good.

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