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🗓️ 31 August 2023
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Ari Shaffir joins the pod to discuss traveling abroad, meeting a missionary, getting hit on by dudes in Myanmar, getting sick from food overseas, his standup special 'Jew,' and much more. Ari and Stav help callers including a woman who doesn't know how to have one-night stands, and a South African Jew who's nervous about meeting his girlfriend's Austrian family.
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0:00.0 | What was that what was that show we would watch all this do you remember it was like a it was like a weird reality show about |
0:05.5 | Like polyamorous people, but like gross polyamorous people which you know wait that was a real sex |
0:11.5 | It wasn't really sex but it was real sex adjacent. I think it was polyamory. Wasn't that the show? |
0:16.5 | I love the real ones real sex the same shit. You see them and you're like |
0:20.5 | Tantric and the poly but like oh these are regular people. Yeah, they're gross |
0:24.1 | The only way they get late. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally that's a lot of it |
0:29.2 | And then there's also like BDSM. I feel like it's also there's a lot of like |
0:33.5 | Autistic people that love rules. They love the rules around |
0:38.1 | So it's like I am dominate and I have you know, I have this many I have I put on my armor |
0:43.5 | You know like they like having like accessories and fucking is like a video game to them, right? You know |
0:48.8 | There's like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
0:53.8 | They learn they learn how to like tie bitch up. That's a new skill. You know, that's a new badge |
0:58.0 | You know what I mean like |
1:00.0 | Get great at the end. Yeah, no, they definitely they you know, I'm mistress. I learned a new knot |
1:07.5 | Which to me the whole mistress thing I can't I don't mind somebody like but the idea that somebody would just like twist my |
1:13.9 | Nipples and step on my balls and not suck my dick at the end. Oh my god |
1:17.8 | He's like look if you gotta do something fucked up to me first fine the way |
1:21.7 | The way you're not I'm not okay, you know, I mean, it's like I like to start off whatever a girl needs to bust |
1:31.5 | I'll go to town I'll go to work because I know it's pretty simple to get me to bust right so we do your thing first |
1:37.8 | If your thing isn't getting your pussy eaten and it is twisting my nipples and fucking |
1:43.6 | Slapping me then like I'm not thrilled, but if you're hot enough, I'll do it |
1:47.8 | But then I have to get my dick sucked and I have to fuck I'm not just doing that and then it's like okay |
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