Bonus #36 - Live Call Show [PATREON PREVIEW]

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

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Stav speaks directly to callers in the very special, first ever Live Call episode of Stavvy's World!! Stav loses his shirt and gets extra comfy on the couch to mock callers in real time, and offer advice on the daunting life challenges they face. Stav and superproducer Eldis help callers including a guy whose girlfriend doesn't like him being friends with his ex, a man who wants gift suggestions for his hospitable Greek neighbor, a past caller checking back in with an update, and much more.

If you'd like to be a part of future live call episode, subscribe at www.patreon.com/stavvysworld to get access to the Stavvy's World Discord channel where these live calls are taken.

Have a question for a regular episode? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Transcript

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0:00.0	The next one, yes, is actually an update from a color love that
0:08.5	Wasted youth
0:13.2	Wasted youth. Oh, hey
0:15.2	What's up? You there?
0:17.6	Yes, I'm here. You're on buddy. Tell us what's the update babe? All this tells me it's an update
0:22.9	Remind us of your original query and then kind of give us some context about the update
0:28.2	I'm the kid that was meeting domes online, but you can't get a girlfriend
0:34.1	Yeah, hell yeah, dude. How's it going? Are your nipples sore? Are your balls freshly stepped on?
0:41.3	Yeah, yeah, you can definitely say that
0:47.2	This man is is calling in with candle wax just cooling on his gooch as we talk
0:53.9	All right, Ethan. So what's going on baby boy
0:56.9	So I took your advice. I put myself out there. It was painful as fuck and I of course
1:03.1	I learned how socially awkward and just not meant for I'm not meant to date. I'm meant to be in a long-term relationship
1:09.6	Okay, whatever I've learned
1:11.3	but like
1:12.8	This is gonna sound horrible all the girls I meet are either horrible and then I just don't want to talk to them ever again
1:18.6	Or they're so sweet that I don't want to taint them. Oh come on. What do you mean taint them you mother-fucker?
1:24.7	Who do you think you are? You think you're fucking venom your emo spider-man?
1:28.8	You're a fucking loser that pays to get his nuts stomped on you're not some kind of you're not fucking
1:34.1	Do it heroin. I don't have that kind of money
1:37.8	Okay, whatever you're not let me just
1:40.0	women who will do it for free
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