I think like Eminem was really popular when he came out with like high school kids and everything and I'm like I'm like 11 years old wearing du-rag and like literally wearing du-rags with hats over them and like my mom, my mom was like my mom the way she got like the way she tried to handle the different ways she tried to handle me being a wigger. Yeah, yeah, it was so funny like she's like okay, maybe I'll write a rap about like history.

My mom wrote like like to help me study. She's like, I have a hand, I'm licking with the fru-

That's so fucking funny.

It's got to shit 72, shit like that and then when I was like still didn't like I probably failed that test.

Yeah, she got real like she got real like worried about me like I remember one time we were coming home from she was picking me up from my tennis lessons.

She's picking me up.

She's picking me up.

Brooding after tennis lessons. Putting your du-rag back on.

I was, oh my god.

I was sagging my ass.

Taking your lacoste off and putting on Fubu.

She was picking me up. My pants were sagging.

And this was just because I was tired, but I did sag by pants.

I remember being like it's not even that time when she was upset and she was just like pick your fucking pants up.

She got so aggro that she couldn't like she saw her middle-class child being like what the fuck?

Talking black and all this shit and being like oh my god.

And she was like she's like you know I know someone who lives in the ghetto.

I might just drop you off in the ghetto.

The Chappelle Show sketch literally.

Exactly and I was like you know I never thought she was going to do that.

I'm like yeah you're going to do that.

Like even then I was like yeah mom sure.

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