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Timesuck with Dan Cummins

BONUS 21 - Jack the Ripper!

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Dan Cummins

True Crime, Society & Culture, Religion, Conspiracies, History, Biographies, Education, Adult Humor, Comedy, Dark Humor, Conspiracy, Cults

4.721.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2018

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

From August seventh to September tenth, 1888, a crazed killer who came to be known as "Jack the Ripper” terrorized the Whitechapel district of London's impoverished East End. This extremely violent sadist brutally killed at least five prostitutes, mutilating their bodies in a highly unusual manner. And today we Suck into the details of his crimes, who he could’ve been, who his victims were, and how absolutely terrible life was for the economically enslaved inhabitants of the East End of London at the close of the 19th century in today’s, across the pond, bloody, brutal, and British edition of Timesuck. Want the A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan's kick-ass documentary? CLICK HERE! Merch - https://badmagicmerch.com/ Want to try out Discord!?! https://discord.gg/tqzH89v Want to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :) For all merch related questions: https://badmagicmerch.com/pages/contact Want to check out Timesucker Adam Theroux's charity? Head HERE! Need to learn more about Jack the Ripper? Head HERE! Suck Dungeon Mailing Address: PO Box 3891 Couer d’Alene, ID 83816 Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard"? We're over 2,300 strong! Go here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

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From August 7th to September 10th, 1888, a crazed killer who came to be known as Jack the Ripper terrorized the White Chapel District of London's impoverished East End.

0:10.0

This extremely violent sadist brutally killed at least five prostitutes mutilating their bodies in a highly unusual manner, indicating that the killer had at least a working knowledge of human anatomy.

0:20.0

Whoever this Jack the Ripper was, well possibly, or probably never know, he was never captured. If he was even a he, statistically and practically based on the way he killed his victims, based on the suspects, highly likely a he.

0:33.0

And he remains 130 years after his crimes, one of England's and one of the world's most infamous criminals.

0:39.0

And today we suck into the details of his crimes, who he could have been, who his victims were, and how absolutely fucking terrible life was for the economically enslaved inhabitants of the East End of London at the close of the 19th century.

0:53.0

And today's across the pond, bloody, brutal and British edition of TimeSuck.

1:09.0

Happy Monday Time Suckers. I hope you want your sweet ear of a ginous to be penetrated right now by the master sucker, the suck master, the fourth leg of Bojangles, because that's what's happening.

1:19.0

I'm Dan Collins and you are listening to TimeSuck. Welcome to the cult of the curious, hail Nimrod, be gone Lucifina, not hail Ne today. You know I'm always torn in you Lucifina, so conflicted, how not are you?

1:30.0

I'm able to record it to one of the sucked dungeon due to touring, recording this in the Sacramento, California resident, and so it sounds a bit different and I forgot to bring a piece one piece of my equipment, not the most important part, but one piece that was supposed to help with some volume boostin.

1:43.0

But you know what, Reverend Dr. Josh Crel, he has assured me he has some new magic tools in his wizard fucking suite of audio mastery and he's going to make it sound, he's going to make it sound majestic.

1:56.0

During the morning, people stay in the room above me, hopefully they've either left for the day or checked out or they're about to have a terrible start their day, possibly if they can hear me, hopefully they can't hear me clearly if they do get some double check in the lock on their door, with all the murder I'll be talking about.

2:11.0

I want to start off by sharing some cool Tom and Dan news, those lovable sons of bitches, those podcast Godfathers, those podfathers from Florida, those kick ass Orlando based audio magicians who encourage me launch TimeSuck, make an app, start the whole space.

2:25.0

Letters subscription level thing, the guys who put me in touch with my merge manager Eric Radiker with the danger brain kick ass design team, those podcast visionaries from a mediocre time with Tom and Dan, they have a cool ass documentary out now, chronicling their transition from traditional morning radio hosts to podcast luminaries and you should watch it.

2:43.0

You know, if you're starting a podcast or if you already have a podcast, you're full if you don't watch it, it's really inspiring for screenings or to buy the DVD or get the digital download, which I've done.

2:54.0

Go to Tom and Dan movie dot com just Tom and Dan movie dot com link in today's episode description.

3:00.0

A couple quick tour dates and we're on our way getting right to it today May 31st through June 3rd, tempi improv with special guest, Garis Reynolds from the dollop podcast really excited to meet him.

3:11.0

The dollop is a juggernaut of a podcast and I have no idea why he's going to be slumming it with me.

3:16.0

Guest needs to be working on some new fantastical material, but I'm but I'm honored and excited for those shows June 8th and 9th be at the draft house, Washington DC tickets on sale June 15th and 16th and Des Moines Iowa two nights only.

3:29.0

Come on, come on, get out of the fucking corn stocks and you get in to the comedy club tickets on sale June, July 15th, you'll my next live time suck podcast with the Tom and Dan guys in Orlando at your

3:40.0

Landau improv and doing several standup shows as well word is word is I might be pretty funny that week possibly that's what I've been here on the streets.

3:48.0

You should check it out more tour dates at Dancomas dot TV I'll be at la Hoya Dayton Tampa Palm Beach Chicago sunny,

3:55.0

Vale your mom's bedroom Portland to coma Columbus Grand Rapids your dad's garden shed and more coming up in 2018.

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