87 - The "Real" Men in Black

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Dan Cummins

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4.7 • 21.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2018

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Cold Open: The Men in Black. The men who inspired the movies, not Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. Who or what are they? Aliens? Extra top secret government officials specializing in suppressing UFO-related information? Modern folklore? Absolute and utter whackadoodle, crystal-powered horse shit? All of this and more explored on a Suck that veers a little less dark than recent episodes and maybe a little more fun. Let’s get paranormal! Let’s try to explain the unexplainable! Let’s get weird, today, on Timesuck. Wanna check out Theo Von's fantastic This Past Weekend podcast? Click HERE Timesuck is also brought to you by Hunch.ly! Web research made easy! Get 15% off on your Hunchly purchase by heading to hunch.ly and using the coupon code: timesuck. Merch - https://badmagicmerch.com/ Want to try out Discord!?! https://discord.gg/tqzH89v Want to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :) For all merch related questions: https://badmagicmerch.com/pages/contact Raven Meindel's insane dream reading site: http://dreamreadings.webs.com/ Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard"? We're over 2,200 strong! Go here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. And, thank you for supporting the show by doing your Amazon shopping after clicking on my Amazon link at www.timesuckpodcast.com

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0:00.0	The men in black, the men who inspired the movies, not Will Smith and Tom Haley Jones.
0:06.8	Who are what are they?
0:08.8	And again, not Will Smith and Tom Haley Jones.
0:11.8	Are they aliens?
0:13.2	Extra top secret, government official, specializing in suppressing UFO related information, modern
0:18.8	folklore, absolute and utter, wackadoodle, crystal powered horse shit.
0:23.4	Gonna look into all the possibilities today.
0:26.4	There have been reports for decades regarding strange men interrogating or even threatening
0:31.3	the witnesses of alien encounters.
0:33.8	Generally, they appear as men in dark suits, look human, but often aren't thought to be
0:39.1	human.
0:40.1	There's something not quite right about their appearance.
0:41.6	They look like something trying to look human, but not quite pulling it off.
0:45.6	Their skin, maybe little to pale, lips, little to red, their speech, human-ish, but not
0:50.7	altogether human.
0:52.6	For mannerisms odd, strange question here, Gary Busylight cackle there.
0:57.8	Who could they be?
0:58.9	When did they first show up?
0:59.9	What do they want?
1:01.3	All of this and more explored on a suck that veers a little less dark than recent episodes,
1:06.8	and maybe a little more fun.
1:09.1	Let's get paranormal.
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