BONUS 196: "Why don't you ask Hugh Grant to slap you?"
Private Parts
Peter Cowley
4.7 • 3.9K Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2023
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
Hello all you Private Parters! Welcome back to the podcast where nothing is off limits.
To celebrate getting half-way through the week, we're back with another bonus instalment for you all to enjoy.
It's getting closer to Christmas and to celebrate the start of the festive season, Jamie discusses his recent visit to Winter Wonderland and Tom reminisces on a stand-up gig he did there... with Olly Murs. They also chat about their dream I'm A Celebrity line up and who they wouldn't like to be stuck in the jungle with, if they ever got the call up... Plus, Tom helps Jamie prepare for a HUGE presenting gig.. but what is it? You'll have to listen to find out!
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| 0:00.0 | I have a secret addiction not to drugs or drink there's no rehab for a girl who spends all her time online |
| 0:07.0 | I'm Sue Perkins and you're listening to Carrie J. Does not. A podcast about how one woman who took on |
| 0:15.0 | over six different identities infiltrated the lives of vulnerable people, lied her way into |
| 0:20.9 | gaining their trust, and built up a picture perfect persona until she got tangled |
| 0:26.8 | up in her own web of lies. |
| 0:30.2 | To listen to episode one, The Activist, just search, Carrie Jade does not exist on a-cast, |
| 0:35.6 | Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. How's the eye? It's, well you tell me I think it's better. |
| 0:47.0 | It's, well you tell me I think it's better. |
| 0:50.0 | Yeah. Would it be really upsetting if it's just we're all about getting time for the other one to kick off again? |
| 0:58.0 | No, that's not thinking. Is the other one going to kick off again? |
| 1:01.0 | No, most of my life is just a cycle of one eye to the next. |
| 1:05.8 | Would it be upsetting the other one did pick up? You know what I do if that was my life? |
| 1:08.7 | Cut your eyelids off. Cut your eyelids off. Cut them off. |
| 1:13.0 | You can't have an operation. |
| 1:15.0 | Apparently all the Hollywood actresses have some eyelid operation. |
| 1:18.0 | Really? |
| 1:19.0 | It's like a plastic surgery thing. |
| 1:21.0 | I don't know what it is, but they do something into their eyelids. I know the best person in the UK who does that. |
| 1:25.3 | Dr Zamani? Does eyelids? But what do they do to them? Well I think they remove something to make it not look so saggy. |
| 1:32.2 | Droopy. Yeah, that's what I need. But it's all. When they remove something to make it not look so sadgy. |
| 1:32.8 | Droopy. Yeah, that's what I need. |
| 1:34.4 | But it's all right, look, it's fine. |
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