Bonus #180 - Maddy Smith and Sahib Singh [PATREON PREVIEW]

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Advice, Humor, Improv, Stand-up, Relationship

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🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Maddy Smith and Sahib Singh join the pod for a very special dispatch edition on their day off on the Dreamboat Tour in a whiskey gentlemen's man cave in Louisville to talk about recording on fake honky not-Greek Easter, the Louisville residents not knowing what to make of a cool Indian guy, why The Sims hit so good when they were children, Stav's tummy hurting, and much more. Maddy, Sahib and Stav help callers including a woman whose aunt and uncle jacked the life insurance check she should have gotten after her dad died, and a guy whose friends and family are showing player-hating concern for him claiming he's too skinny after he successfully lost 90 pounds. See Maddy Smith live and follow her on social media: https://maddysmithcomedy.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@madhouse_podcast https://www.youtube.com/@maddysmithcomedy https://twitter.com/somaddysmith https://www.instagram.com/somaddysmith/ https://www.tiktok.com/@somaddysmith See Sahib Singh live and follow him on social media: https://www.sahibcantsingh.com/ https://www.instagram.com/sahibcantsingh https://twitter.com/sahibcantsingh https://www.youtube.com/@SahibCantSingh https://www.tiktok.com/@sahibcantsingh ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

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0:00.0	Hey, Stavi, Aldous has been guest.
0:02.8	I have a crazy situation I need some advice on, and I'll try to keep this short and talk fast, but it's a lot, and I tried to record it before, and it ran out of the time.
0:10.8	So I'm going to go fast.
0:12.1	We're wasting time right now.
0:13.4	So for important fact story, my birth mom last customer when I was like seven or eight, and my aunt and uncle across the country then took me in and became my legal guardians. Living with them was tumultuous. They just weren't equipped to be adoptive parents. I could go into death, but that's for a different story. So when I was 18, we got into a pretty big argument. And I told him that I didn't believe in God. She's like, oh, there's a lot to get into. The people that raised me weren't ready to be adoptive parents.
0:39.2	But hey, we can't even get into that.
0:40.6	Yeah, what? Let's get into the real meat. That's not a part of it? All right, keep going. To be adoptive parents, I could go into death, but that's for a different story. So when I was 18 we got into a pretty big argument and I told them that I didn't believe in God.
0:55.7	They're Mormon.
0:57.3	And it ended up. story. So when I was 18, we got into a pretty big argument, and I told them that I didn't
0:55.1	believe in God. They're Mormon. And it ended up with my mom telling me to get my shit and leave. So I left, and I moved in with my boyfriend at the time and his family. Pause this. Happily took me in because... Imagine saying you're religious and treating a child like that. These people are such fucking idiots. I know literally.
1:10.6	It's like it's a kid
1:11.8	You fucking retard
1:13.1	She's such loser
1:13.7	She's 16 a child like that. These people are such fucking idiots. It's like it's a kid, you fucking retard.
1:13.8	She's 16.
1:15.2	She's rebelling.
1:16.6	Your stupid fake-ass God is not, he would, if he's real, if you think he's real,
1:22.1	you think he'd be pumped that you kicked out a fucking kid from your house, you fucking
1:27.0	idiots.
1:28.3	Anyway, go ahead. They thought my parents were fucking insane um and they helped me see just how
1:32.4	ridiculously badly they had treated me for so her boyfriend's family that she moved right
1:36.5	which by the way that's crazy wait wait what was that the boyfriend family she moved them
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