Bonus #171 - Rufat Agayev [PATREON PREVIEW]

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Humor, Advice, Relationship, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.5 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Rufat Agayev returns to the pod to discuss his new special THE BAD RUFAT, getting his car broken into the night before recording this, why we are long overdue for a female version of Jackass, his worldly travels, Warheads, and much more. Rufat and Stav help callers including a guy who's dating a woman who's awesome except for the fact that she's a cop, and a man who's wondering if he should report his neighbor's rooster to the city. Watch Rufat Agayev's special THE BAD RUFAT out now on Youtuve: https://youtu.be/wb2LatT16Ok Buy THE BAD RUFAT on DVD: https://ebay.us/m/7Zlavv Follow Rufat Agayev on social media: https://www.rufatagayev.com/ https://www.instagram.com/rufat_agayev/ https://www.youtube.com/@rufat_agayev ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

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0:00.0	I'm just calling because I have a bit of a moral dilemma that I'm kind of in the middle of.
0:06.4	So I met this girl, and she's really cool.
0:10.4	She's super sick.
0:11.4	She has a really good music taste.
0:12.9	Like, we get along.
0:14.3	She has a really good sense of humor.
0:16.2	Hung out a couple times.
0:18.5	Hooked up a couple times.
0:19.8	And the thing is, she's a cop. Like, she's, like,
0:25.7	in, like, police academy and, like, we've kind of talked about it. And I, like, asked, I was
0:31.4	like, yeah, so, like, what's up at that? Yeah. She was like, oh, I want to be, like, one of the
0:36.2	good ones. And I was like, okay.
0:38.6	Okay.
0:39.9	Sure.
0:41.3	And I don't know.
0:44.4	Like, I guess I'm just struggling with that because it's like just being a cop is so like, I don't know.
0:54.0	It's an crazy thing to be signing up for right now. And there are no good ones. But she's sick as a person. So it's like, I don't know. It's weird. I don't really know what to do or how to proceed. I don't know. So any advice would be great. All right. Thanks, guys. Well, I don't know, man. How serious is this going to be? She's in a police academy. She's Latina too. Probably. You know she got that fat. She got that fat ass in your cop pants. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. They are flattering.
1:28.0	They are.
1:28.5	They are.
1:29.6	They do, they do make your ass look pretty big.
1:33.5	Holy moly.
1:33.7	For the women.
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