Last time I picked my brother up from the airport.

I pranked him by putting a sign on the passenger side door of my car that said National Association of Men with Micropenuses.

That's a good one. Respect.

I know. I know. I know.

And I'm picking him up from the airport again next week.

And I want to get him again, but I want to top it.

And I'm thinking, I'm thinking instead of just putting a sign on my car, I'm thinking that I'll dress up like a charter. You know, like when you go to get off a plane, there's those like chauffeurs and suits and caps holding up a sign for the person's name. Yes. So I'm thinking I want to do something like that, but put something embarrassing on the sign and I don't know what to put on the sign.

So I want your guy, I want the ancient Greek god of wisdom and his Albanian gimp to

help me figure out here. Well, this is good because the car thing is funny. The only problem with it

is that you don't see it until it's outside. Right. And by the time people go outside with their luggage, they're not even really paying attention. They don't see it until it's outside. And by the time people go outside with their luggage,

they're not even really paying attention.

They don't give a shit.

So, yes, I think you're right that something inside the airport

is the next logical step to embarrass him.

Now, having said that, though,

you're dressed up in a costume.

You're holding a sign that says, Mr. Little Nuts, for example.

You're the one who looks stupid.

You're right.

Look, truly, well, that was the thing with the other sign.

Like, I'm in the car.

I look stupid, too. That's how, I mean, me and my brother have that relationship. If I'm going to make fun of him, I want to be part of the joke, too. Otherwise, it just feels, otherwise it's no fun, you know? Right, right, right. Huh, interesting. So I don't mind. I truly don't mind if the joke kind of burns me a little bit. It's just part of the fun. Right. Well, because the thing is you could have something embarrassing, but your brother,

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