BONUS 156: What's the weirdest thing you've ever done before sex?

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Peter Cowley

Diaries, Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

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🗓️ 22 February 2023

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Rollll on up, it's another bonus episode, filled to the brim with stories about weird and wonderful situations the boys have found themselves in, from bizarre foreplay antics to drug piñatas. Nothing new here.

Plus we chat all about Alex's new life in Ibiza and we get a call from another Private Caller who's Dad found themselves in a rather sh*tty situation.

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0:00.0	Hello everyone, welcome to our bonus episode. My name is Jamie and this is Alex.
0:08.3	Hi, I'm James Erich. Alex. What? It's like your mouth is in a constant storm.
0:16.3	There's processes going on within my body and they make noises. Do I do that a lot?
0:22.9	Yes. What do you think it is? I don't know, you have to clear your throat.
0:27.2	Do I have eyes? I hope not. Do you know what? I can't do now. I can't eat food beyond like,
0:33.9	if I have dinner, beyond 8pm, it's game over. For what? For food? For me. Why? I don't know.
0:41.8	It fucks me up. Does it really hit you wake up looking like...
0:46.5	Drown? Like I've literally been like smashing... Oh, did you eat all the food, yes, sir?
0:50.7	Oh, right. Is that what you're saying? No, I'm asking. Are you saying I look like that now?
0:54.0	No, because you were mentioning it now, so it was like... No, no, just generally I've noticed that over the last
0:58.2	couple of months. Yeah. Sucks. Good old. How's... I don't know why, the most annoying thing about getting
1:05.2	getting... putting on weight. You put on weight everywhere on your body. So this before, on your neck,
1:09.6	your back, your legs... You do put it on your dick, is that what you're saying? Yeah. I don't get
1:13.6	bigger. There'll be someone in the world that by some genetic default they can put weight on the
1:19.8	dick. And you could hench it up. Yeah. How's... How are you doing, MC Hefty?
1:25.7	How are you big boys doing? Oh boy, I was lifting today. No, no. I'm not talking about you lifting.
1:31.6	Oh, you're talking about your hefty turds, mate. Oh, they're hefty. You haven't given me an update.
1:36.0	I missed the last bonus. I need to know... I need to know what the problem is. Yeah, they're not too bad.
1:42.1	I thought you'd talk about me lifting weight. I know. You literally do not stop going on about
1:47.1	that. Yeah. Yeah. You're looking great, though. Well done. Very impressed. There's something quite unnatural
1:51.8	about weight-giving the morning and putting a bar of weights on your back. Like that's not normal.
1:56.6	It's pretty much what horses do. It's not normal. Like a donkey. Horses don't get up like super
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