Thanks, Dobby.

So calling today, less for advice for me, but calling as a girl who's out here in these streets

and hooking up with guys who are your, like, followers, friends, your audience.

So I figured, you know what, they're pissing me off.

We're going to call dad to come directly to you.

So recently I've noticed there's this like epidemic of men who will like sign into my DMs, whether it's like Instagram, Twitter or whatever. And I don't know what it is. We'll be like totally chill like, hey, hey, how are you? Like we get to know each other. Like again, I don't know you. You are just some random man on the internet who follows me. Maybe it seems normal. And within, like, five to six of, like, questions, like, very early on in the conversation, they will just randomly make it sexual, like, bring up porn. Like, what kind of porn do you like? I'm going to porn do you like corn like kind of your feet and I'm like

and these are like not bots like I go to their pages like these are people like I have mutual followers in front

in common with people that I look at their page like we're retweeting each other we seem politically

aligned like we like the same comics we like jokes. Like, they're real human beings.

And yet they immediately fuck up any single or every single conversation I have with them

because they make it freakishly sexual so early.

Is this your fucking feeling?

I don't think so.

And then it just gives me the ick because then it's just another horny nanomide.

I'm like, maybe we would have gotten along

maybe we could have been compatible

we'll never fucking know because you just gross me out so this is me

as a girl just begging you to talk to the men out there

okay I love you thank you so much Elvis you were too I can't speak

thank you bye oh she sounds like an angel I know you feel her frustration she's like I'm much. Elvis, you rule to I can't speak. Thank you, bye.

Oh, she sounds like an angel.

I know.

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